《老友记》中英文剧本第一季第二集.docx

102 The One With the Sonogram at the End[Scene Central Perk, everyones there.]Monica: What you guys dont understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it. Joey: Yeah, right!.......Yserious? Phoebe: Oh, yeah! Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss. Monica: Absolutely. Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, yknow? I mean its like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out. Ross: Yeah, and-and its not that we dont like the comedian, its that-that... thats not why we bought the ticket. Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concerts over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, yknow? I mean, were in the car, were fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake. Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time youre gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone. Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex?Opening Credits[Scene: Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a co-worker (Marsha) are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people.] Ross: No, its good, it is good, its just that- mm- doesnt she seem a little angry? Marsha: Well, she has issues. Ross: Does she？Marsha: Hes out banging other women over the head with a club, while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet! Ross: Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like Gee, that glaciers getting kinda close. See? Marsha: Speaking of issues, isnt that your ex-wife? (Carol, Rosss ex-wife, has entered behind them and is standing outstide the exhibit.) Ross: (trying to ignore her) No. No. Marsha: Yes, it is. Carol! Hi! Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about Ill, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age. (Marsha extis and Ross waves Carol into the exhibit.) Ross:Hi. Carol: So. Ross: You look great. I, uh... I hate that. Carol: Sorry. You