英文简历中不该出现的话.doc

第 PAGE 页码 页码页 / 总共 NUMPAGES 总页数 总页数页 英文简历中不该出现的话 致命的大错 　　"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."　　"Qualifications: No education or experience." 　　"I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy." 　　"My compensation should be at least equal to my age."　　"Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC." 　　"Fired because I fought for lower pay."　　"Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6'5" .　　" "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date." 　　"Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near." 　　"Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word 'paranoia.' I prefer to elaborate privately." 　　打字错误与语法错误　　"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook." 　　"Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."　　"I am a rabid typist."　　"Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."　　"After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work."　　"Accounting cleric." 　　"As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments." 　　"Suspected to graduate early next year."　　"Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."　　"Proven ability to track down and correct erors." 　　"Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department." 　　"Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details." 　　"Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."　　不应有的幽默 　　"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."　　"Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.) 　　"But wait...there's more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."　　"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse." 　　"My fortune cookie said, 'Your next interview will result in a job'-and I like your company in particular."　　"Title: Another resume from the 'Profiles in Excellence' series."　　"Also Known As: