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英语小短文有关英语幽默小短文欣赏 幽默在中西方都是个古老而永恒的话题。 它为人类所共有 , 也为 人类所独有。了有关英语幽默小短文，欢迎阅读 ! The Astronaut Pen During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of approximately $1 million U.S. The pen worked and also enjoyed some modest suess as a novelty item back here on earth. The Soviet Union, faced with the same problem, used a pencil. 在二十世纪 __ ，美国和苏联正处于太空竞赛的白热化阶段， 美 国航空航天局决定研制一种圆珠笔， 以便在太空舱重力为零的环境下 仍然可以书写。经过大量的研发工作， 花费了大约一百万美元的成本， 太空笔终于研制出来了。 那支笔果然可以在太空书写， 在回到地球后， 作为一样新奇的小玩意儿也确实吸引了一些目光。 而面临着同样难题 的苏联，则选择了一支铅笔。 An Absent Minded ProfessorA notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot  continually  in  the gutter  ，the other  on the  pavement. A pupil meeting him said  ： “Good evening ，professor.How are you?  “Well ，”  answered the professor  ，“ I  thought  I was all right  when I left  home，but now I  don't know  what's  the  matter with me.I've been limping for the last half hour.  ” 有一天，人们看见一个有名的心不在焉的老师在路上走，他的 一只脚一直踏在街沟里，另一只脚踩在人行道上。 一个碰见他的学 生说： “晚安，老师。您怎么了 ?” “啊，”这位老师回答说： “我 想我离开家的时候还挺好的， 可是现在我不知道出了什么毛病。 我已 经一瘸一拐走了半个小时了。” It's His FaultBilly and Bobby were small boys.They were brothers ，and they often had fights with each other. Last Saturday their mother said to them，“I'm going to cook our lunch now.Go out and play in the garden—and be good. ”“Yes，Mummy，” the two boys answered ，and they went out. They played in the garden for half an hour ，and then Billy ran into the kitchen. “Mummy，” he said ，“ Bobby's broken a window in Mrs.Allen's house. ”Mrs.Allen  was one of their  neighbors.  “He's a bad boy，” his mother said.  “How did he break it?  ” “I threw a stone at him，”  Billy answered  ，“ and he quickly moved down.  ” 比利和波比都是小男孩。他们是兄弟，两人经常打架。 上个星期六，他们的妈妈对他们说： “我现在要做午饭了。