You're the Worst《我爱上的人是奇葩（2014）》第一季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Yes, Rodney, I know the agreement is for two years.是啊 罗德尼 我知道协议签的是两年The truth is, I'm on dialysis.实际上 我正在做透析呢It's acute renal failure caused by sweat poisoning.是因汗中毒引起的肾衰竭Strenuous exercise could literally kill me.剧烈运动真会要了我的命I'm with my doctor right now.我的医生现在就在我身边呢Let me put him on.我让他听电♥话♥Oh, come on.不是吧你This is dr. Patel. Look, between you and me,我是帕特尔医生 听着 我私下跟你说she's on her deathbed.她已经生命垂危了I told her to cancel her gym membership我让她取消健身房♥的会员身份just to give her a purpose in her final hours.就是为了让她在生命的最后寻找到一点目标What a tragedy to die so young having not accomplished anything in life.一无所成就英年早逝 真是个大悲剧啊Oh, that guy. What a pessimist.那家伙 真是个悲观主义者I'm gonna fight this thing!我一定会努力与病魔抗争的Thanks, Rodney. You've been a delight.谢了 罗德尼 你真是个大好人Why don't you just say,你为何不直接说"I don't want to go to your dumb gym anymore?""我不想去你那该死的健身房♥了"Because I don't want Rodney out there judging me因为我不希望罗德尼因为我没去参加when I don't show up for 10:00 a.m. Pilates class.10点钟的普拉提课而评判我You've never been to a 10:00 a.m. anything.你从没参加过早上10点的任何活动My flight's soon.我的飞机就快飞了Can we continue this when I come back from parental purgatory?能等我从父母的炼狱中回来时再谈这些吗Are your folks really that awful?你父母真有那么可怕吗Just uptight and lame.严肃 正经 无趣They act like I don't have my shit together.他们搞得好像我完全没有自理能力一样Those clothes aren't even fully dry.那些衣服都没有完全干透啊I'm gonna go borrow your toothbrush.我得借用一下你的牙刷Uh, the trash goes from inside to outside,垃圾应该是从屋里往屋外扔not the other way around.而不是从屋外捡回屋内Oh, I've been trying this recycling thing.我最近在搞"废物循环利用"项目If I save up enough money, I can buy Ambien from this Web site.如果我存到足够的钱 就能从网上买♥♥安睡药了Isn't the V.A. supposed to give you drugs for your...老兵管理处不是该免费发放药物治疗你的...for your war brain stuff?你的大脑在战争中的创伤吗I don't want to use up resources我不希望过多地占用医疗资源when there are vets out there with real problems.毕竟有些老兵是真的面临很大的问题You're trading soda cans for black market pharmaceuticals.你是在捡易拉罐换黑市上的药物