You're the Worst《我爱上的人是奇葩（2014）》第二季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Two, inside or out.两位 里面外面都行? Sunday funday ??快乐星期天呀?? Better than a Monday ??好过星期一呀?No! No!停 停No!停Absolutely not!绝对不行How dare you?你好大胆子Ambushing me with this nonsense again!又用这烂活动伏击我Do I look like I'm in the mood for Sunday Funday?我看着像是有心情玩快乐星期天吗Okay, bye.好吧 再见Oh, no, wait!别 等等Please.拜托Dorothy's joining us later,多洛希一会儿就过来And it's just really important she feel accepted.一定要让她感觉到被接纳It-it-it... It would mean a lot to Lindsay, too.对对对...对琳赛也很重要She's living in vernon's man cave.她现在住在弗南的男人窝里Oh, goddamn it.该死Fine.好吧Good job.干得漂亮For a second I thought you forgot this was a set-up.我差点以为你忘了这是我们设的局We'll give Gretchen a fun halloween day.我们要让格雷琴过一个好玩的万圣节She'll drink. We'll do my list...她可以喝酒 玩我清单上的活动Yeah, uh, your list is weird.说到这个 你的清单好奇怪That's the point.要的就是这个效果I tailored the activities for Gretchen's perverted and morbid tastes.我是为格雷琴的变♥态♥品味量身打造的活动You just need to pretend you wrote the list.你只要假装这张清单是你写的就可以了There's no way she'll be able to remain sad过完这么精彩的一天 她绝对不可能after a day like this.还继续难过A toast.来干杯To the best day of the week.庆祝本周最棒的一天On the best day of the year!年度最棒的一天Spooky Sunday funday.恐怖版的快乐星期天? Sunday funday ?? 快乐星期天呀? ? Better than a Monday ?? 好过星期一呀? ? Can only do it one way ?? 只有一种享受方式呀? ? And that is the drunk way ?? 喝得醉醺醺的呀? ? Sunday funday ?? 快乐星期天呀? ? Better than a Monday ?? 好过星期一呀? ? Can only do it one way ?? 只有一种享受方式呀? ? And that is the drunk way! ?? 喝得醉醺醺的呀? Costumes?装扮服God. Seriously?天呐 来真的吗Well, we have to wear costumes, Gretchen.我们必须穿上装扮服 格雷琴It's, uh, on the list.清单上写明了的Oh, sorry, sir.抱歉 先生Paul?保罗Paul?保罗Hello.你好Nine to sell you.很高兴'卖♥♥'到你Oh, no, dang it.不对 该死Nice to send yogurt.很高兴送酸奶I'm still working out the kinks on this thing.我还没完全掌握使用这玩意儿Why are you in a wheelchair?你为什么坐着轮椅啊Did Amy do this to you?是艾米把你搞成这样的吗I'm Stephen Hawking.我在扮史蒂芬·霍金啊The famous cosmologist.那个著名的宇宙学家A crippled guy does makeup?残疾