Inspector Gadget《神探加杰特（2015）》第一季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

No! No! No!不 不 不Nooooo!开什么玩笑I can't figure out how to launch my new, high-tech website!我竟然打不开我新设计的高科技网站Here lemme do it. I was just about to do that.还是我来吧 噢 我刚想这么做呢Isn't it great! I designed it myself.是不是超棒 我自己设计的I'm planning to use it to recruit a 'teen army'我打算用这个募集一个"童子军"that will take over Metro City!然后绝壁能取代"地下城"No one is going to want to follow you on that! It's terrible!没人想跟着你做这个的 这简直是灾难Oh, you think I should use the Tweep, or Twip or whatever it is?噢 所以你是说我该找刷微博的人 或者随便什么鬼吗At least this took some old-fashioned起码这个游戏让一些旧时代的evil work to design.坏蛋活过来了Yeah. Anyhoo, what I wanted to tell you is that好吧 不管怎么样 我想告诉你的是I've created this Mind Control Device我设计了这个大脑控制装置that I plan on using tonight at the concert.是想在今晚的演唱会上用的I'm going to impersonate international popstar我要假扮成国际巨星Nigel St De La Peppertone the III. Esquire the Fourth那个上了第四期"时尚先生"封面的奈杰尔·圣·德·拉·皮特吐温三世and then take over his entire audience of adoring fans!然后接手他所有的狂热粉丝Then you'll have your "Teen army."然后你就有"童子军"啦Huh? Fine.额 好吧You can try your stupid plan and after it fails,你就试试这个愚蠢的计划吧 等你失败以后then we can launch my website.就可以发布我的网站了I just need to use this MAD Disguise-O-Matic 6000我只要用这个MAD脸型模具6000for the perfect Nigel lookalike disguise.就能伪装成那个完美的奈杰尔啦No wonder we never use this. It kinda burns!难怪我们从来不用这个 感觉要烧起来了啊Gonna see Nigel in concert tonight!今晚要在演唱会上看到奈杰尔啦What IS that? A band of attacking kettles?这是啥玩意儿 吵死人的水壶乐队吗Uncle Gadget, it's Nigel! International pop star whistler.加杰特叔叔 是奈杰尔 国际海豚音巨星Ah, whistling, the finest of the bodily-made musical arts.额 海豚音 人类能发出的最美的音乐艺术The barbecue!烤肉好了Chief Quimby! What are you doing here?昆比警长 你在这儿干吗You've got a new mission Gadget.加杰特 你有新任务了HQ has gotten word that MAD plans to kidnap总部截取到一条消息international pop star Nigel St De La Peppertone IV. Esquire III.MAD打算在今晚演唱会前before tonight's concert.绑♥架♥国际巨星奈杰尔·圣·德·拉·皮特吐温三世You are to make sure he arrives at the concert safely...你要确保他能安全到达演唱会会场this messag